The wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen

A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen.

On their first night at home, the husband came home from work to find her looking a bit sheepish. “I’m so sorry, I burned dinner,” she admitted.

The husband smiled and said, “No problem, sweetheart. How about we skip dinner and make love instead?”

The next evening, after work, he walked in again to find her apologizing, “I messed up dinner again, darling.”

He grinned and winked, “That’s okay, let’s just head to bed.”

On the third night, when he walked through the door, he was confused to find his wife sitting on the radiator.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

With a playful smile, she replied, “I’m just warming up dinner!”

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