Video: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game.

They had amazing seats, right behind their favorite team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her what she thought of the experience.

“Oh, I loved it!” she said excitedly. “The players are so strong, and those tight pants? Wow! But one thing confused me… Why were they fighting so hard over just 25 cents?”

Her boyfriend looked at her, completely puzzled. “What do you mean?”

“Well,” she explained, “before the game started, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I mean, come on… it’s just a quarter!”

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