Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.
On returning home after catching only three fish
his father says,
“The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!”
Little Johnny replied, “Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more of them than we did.”
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