His grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair

A man goes to visit his grandparents and is shocked to see his grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, wearing only a shirt—nothing from the waist down.

“Grandpa! What are you doing? You’re out here with everything on display for the whole world to see!”

The old man just stares off into the distance, saying nothing.

“Seriously, Grandpa, why are you sitting out here half-naked?”

Slowly, Grandpa turns to him and says,

“Well… last week, I sat out here without a shirt on and ended up with a stiff neck. This was your grandma’s idea.”

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