A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence.
So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive in the countryside.
She came across a shepherd with a big herd of sheep.
“Sir, if I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I take one home?” she asked.
The shepherd chuckled, thinking it was impossible, but agreed.
“You have 171 sheep,” she said confidently.
Stunned, the shepherd admitted she was right and told her to pick one.
She carefully chose her favorite and started petting it proudly.
Then the shepherd smiled and said:
“Okay, now if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my animal back?”
She laughed and agreed.
The shepherd said:
“You’re a blonde. Now… please give me back my dog.”
