The Tomato Garden Letter

An elderly Italian man living in New Jersey had a tradition: every spring, he planted a big tomato garden. But this year, the soil was too tough, and his body wasn’t what it used to be. The one person who always helped him—his son Tony—was serving time in prison.

The old man wrote Tony a letter:
“Dear Tony,
I’m feeling down this year. The ground is too hard for me to dig, and it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomatoes. If you were here, I know you’d have that garden ready in no time, just like old days.
Love, Dad.”

A few days later, he got a reply:
“Dad, whatever you do—don’t dig up the backyard! That’s where I buried the ‘stuff.’
Love, Tony.”

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police swarmed the property. They dug up the whole yard, every inch of it, searching for hidden evidence. They found nothing—and eventually left, frustrated.

Later that day, another letter arrived from Tony:
“Dear Dad,
Now you can plant your tomatoes. That’s the best I could do from here.
Love, Tony.”

Views: 103

Related Posts

Video: There were only two people in line.

There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever. Finally, the customer behind me muttered,…

TXT: The Pet Fish.

A man decides he wants to fish. Unfortunately, his favorite spot became illegal to fish in. Undeterred, he fishes for 2 hours, and at this point, he…

Video: A student called into school as his father.

A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it…

Secret For Staying Together.

A Successful Marriage A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked…

Video: Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One…

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology.

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *