A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby

A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby—thanks to modern fertility miracles! I went to visit her as soon as she got home from the hospital.

“Can I see the baby?” I asked.

“Not yet,” she said. “Let’s have some coffee first.”
Half an hour passed. I asked again.

“Not yet.”

A few more minutes went by.

“Okay… can I see the baby now?”

“Not yet.”
Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. “WHEN can I see the baby?!”

She threw up her hands and said:
“WHEN HE CRIES! I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!”

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