At a fancy party full of wealthy guests, the host showed off his latest creation—a giant tank filled with alligators, piranhas, and other deadly creatures.
He announced: “If anyone is brave enough to swim across, I’ll grant them three wishes!”
Everyone laughed, but no one dared to try. The party went on… until suddenly—SPLASH!
A man was thrashing through the water, swimming for his life! Somehow, he made it to the other side in one piece.
The host rushed over, impressed:
“Incredible! You did it! Now tell me, what are your three wishes?”
The man, dripping wet and furious, said:
“First, hand me that shotgun. Second, give me those bullets. Third, point out the idiot who pushed me in!”
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