A guy said to God,
“God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?”
God said yes.
The guy said,
“God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?”
God said yes.
The guy said,
“God, can I have a penny?”
God said,
“Sure, just a second.”
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