A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!”
Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.”
Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.”
Blonde: (looking shocked) “Oh, you mean with one guy?”
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