Two Women Smoking, And One Has A Brilliant Trick

Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain.

The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the tip and puts it over her cigarette.

The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, “It’s a condom

You can get them at just about any pharmacy, and they are great for keeping your cigarettes dry in the rain.”

So a little while later, the second old woman walked into a pharmacy and said that she needs a condom.

The clerk asked her what size, and she replied,

“Oh, Just one big enough to fit a Camel.”

Views: 5,660

Related Posts

When Bill turned 65

When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life. But after just a few months of him being home all the time,…

A woman visits the doctor

A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…

Mom, are Fred and Mary up yet?

Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…

Eat your broccoli!

A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…

TXT: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

One morning at breakfast, a wife smiled at her husband and asked, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, toast, grapefruit juice, and coffee?” Her husband shook…

Video: A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law

A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *