Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck
Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others
“I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,…
“Together, together, together
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A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…
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