A family is driving on holiday when a frog crosses the road. The husband, who is driving, manages to stop the car in time. He gets out, picks up the frog, and moves it to the side of the road.
The frog thanks the man and says, “I will grant you one wish.”
The man thinks for a moment and says, “Please make my dog win the next dog race.”
The frog asks to see the dog. The man opens the car door, and out limps a three-legged, overweight dog that can barely move. The frog looks at the dog and says, “I’m afraid your wish is nearly impossible. Can you make another wish instead?”
The man thinks again and says, “Okay, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest.”
The frog asks the man to have his wife step out of the car. She gets out and approaches the frog.
The frog looks at the wife, then turns back to the man and says,
“Could I please take another look at the dog?”
