A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him, ‘What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?’
The guy replies, ‘Honesty. I’m honest with everyone; I don’t know how to be anything other than completely honest with every single person I meet.’
The interviewer says, ‘I don’t really see how honesty could be considered a weakness? In fact, I think honesty is a great strength!’
To which the guy replies, ‘I don’t really give a shit what you think.’
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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out…