A five year old boy joined a new school. His new teacher asked, “can you read and write?” He replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pencil and paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
“What does that say?” asked the teacher?
“How would I know, I can’t read!” exclaimed the boy.
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A man decides he wants to fish. Unfortunately, his favorite spot became illegal to fish in. Undeterred, he fishes for 2 hours, and at this point, he…
A student called into school as his father in the hopes of getting out of school that day. “My son had the flu and can’t make it…
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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any. One…
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out…