Do you think I’ll live to be 80?

After two visits at the doctor and exhaustive Lab tests, He said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’

‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then He asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s.x?’

‘No,’ I said.

He looked at me and said,.

‘Then, why do you even give a sh..?’

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