Three Kids Are Arguing

At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits!”

“Not bad,” says the 2nd boy, “But my dad is faster.”

“He is a professional archer.

When he shoots an arrow at the bulls-eye he can reach it before the arrow does!”

“That’s pretty fast,” says the 3rd boy, “But not as fast as my old man.”

“My dad works for the Government as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm, he can get home by 2:30pm!”

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