šŸ˜… He was convinced the baby couldn’t be his… until the doctor asked this!

ā€œDoctor,ā€ the man said, ā€œI don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair

She can’t possibly be mine.ā€

ā€œNonsense,ā€ the doctor said

ā€œEven though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.ā€

ā€œIt isn’t possible,ā€ the man insisted

ā€œOur families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.ā€

ā€œWell,ā€ said the doctor, ā€œLet me ask you this

How often do you have s*x?ā€

The man seemed a bit ashamed. ā€œI’ve been working very hard for the past year

We only made love once or twice every few months.ā€

ā€œWell, there you have it!ā€ The doctor said confidently,…

… ā€œIt’s rust.ā€

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