A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big.
It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?”
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s…
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just…
It was a very windy day on Sunday. The wind was blowing up everywhere. A lady was on here way into the church when a gust of…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was….
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…