A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules

Any comments?” His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.

Just understand that there will be hook up here at 7’o”clock every night.

whether you are here or not.

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