The Maid asked for a pay raise

The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

“Now Maria, why do you want an increase?”

Maria: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Madam: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “The Master said so.”

Madam: “Oh.”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Madam: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?”

Maria: “The Master did. Madam.”

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Madam: (very upset now) “Did the Master say so as well?”

Maria: “No Madam, the chauffeur did.”

AND SHE GOT THE GOOD PAY RAISE.

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