There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls. It’s a great day to spend time with friends and sometimes, even family.
An Irishman, Scotsman, and Swede were out enjoying a round of golf with their wives when something unexpected happened. In fact, it happened three times and all of the men couldn’t believe it.
Some things happen for the strangest reasons but I think in this particular case, it was just a very strange oversight. One thing is certain, they will make sure it never happens again.
An Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Swede were out playing Golf with their wives.
The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?”, Ole demanded.
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,” she replied.
The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, “For the sake of decency, here’s $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, was wearing no undies.
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?”
She replied, “I can’t afford any on the little money you give me.”
Patrick reached into his pocket and said, “For the sake of decency, here’s a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked.
“Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?”
She too explained, ‘You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any.”
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..”
