A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

A man lies completely naked on the beach with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.” A woman passed…

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket…

Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare…

An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did he…

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent…

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist…

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and…

Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him….

A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband wanted. Must not beat me,…