
A woman sat down on a park bench
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar came…

Here, put these on!
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly…

Eve and Adam…Funny Story
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out, “God, I have a bit of an issue!” “What’s troubling you, Eve?” asked God. “Well, Lord, you’ve…

A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :”Hey baby, want to have fun?”…

Golf balls
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept…

Sweet Young Lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…

The Funniest Bar Story
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old man…

A marhini for my heartburn!
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…

My 7 year old son
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…

An old hillbilly farmer
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only time…

An elderly couple
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn‘t any in the house.“ He…

“Hi there, handsome!”
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at…