A married man

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…

Order the soup of the day

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks…

One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street

One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a…

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell…

A man walks into the front door of a bar

A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with…

A man went to the doctor

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why…

The big game hunter walked into the bar

The big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could…

We have a wonderful system at the fire station

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…

A guy gets home early from work

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating…

A Man Accidentally Elbows

A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is…

A little boy wanted a bicycle

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…